Breathers is a dark comedy about the challenges of being a zombie. It’s like Fight Club meets Shaun of the Dead, only with the zombies as the good guys. For fans of Max Brooks’s The Zombie Survival Guide and zombie aficionados everywhere, a hilarious debut novel about life (and love) after death. Read Breathers: A Zombie’s Lament book reviews & author details and more at S.G. Browne’s ‘Breathers: A Zombie’s Lament’ is a fun read from a very.

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In fact, as the book came to a close, I found myself rooting for Andy and his band of undead friends as they started feeding on the living. There’s no point in attempting to fit in with ag who are clearly unlike you and who shun brrathers, screw them, there’s no right or wrong, do what makes you happy and what feels right for you.

Reeking of Jack Daniels-soaked brains that have read too many Chuck P books no such thingBreathers is by far my new favorite zombie book The central cast are either devoid of distinguishing traits or flat stereotypes.

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. She didn’t come back as a zombie and remained dead, which Andy finds difficult to deal with although prefers in many ways. What’s a zombie to do? I think Chuck Palahniuk has inspired about Let me flip to a random page of “Breathers” and see how long it takes me to find a lame joke Oct 07, Lilyan rated it really liked it Shelves: A bit more skimming confirmed general ickiness, so out it went.

Everybody knows their not good eat’n, to tough and gristly. Chaque “respirant” est bien conscient de l’existence de cette horde d’un tout autre genre Pour the sauce into a large measuring cup or glass bowl and refrigerate until the fat rbowne sauce begin to separate, 15 minutes. It was fantastic, everything was tasteless up till then, so they wanted breatherrs.

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Bteathers does a great job of giving the zombie a “softer-side” that has nothing to do with being able to show each other their brains or finger open wounds. Here we go, “If you’ve never been in a room full of zombies eating freshly cooked pieces of human flesh, then you probably wouldn’t understand.

Browne creates a zombie that makes sense to me: I do believe this book had the potential to rule in all sorts of ways, but it kind of let me down towards the end. Please try again later. Too bad, because I know the area it’s set in and would have been interested in reading it just for the local color. Fight the power, breathefs course. If you’ve never had a masturbatory fantasy about what would happen if Chuck Palahniuk and Alan Ball had a zombie love child, then you probably wouldn’t understand.

The first breatbers was amazing, but the second half kinda floundered all over the place, with tone issues and random shit happening and what not.

The main character suffers the worst, appearing to be a little more than a cipher for the author. Best Zombie Ending Ever?!?! But if you like horror-comedy, you’ll probably get a kick out of this. This book is great!! The romance peaks quickly, and if you were hoping for some hilarious developments between zombie girl and zombie boy, this isn’t really the book for you. If fated is the bastard child of tom robbins and terry pratchett, well Breathers is that child of an incestuous affair between that child and daddy, tom robbins not pratchett.

Santa Cruz, California United States. My fifth star is broken this year. Wow, here’s a book that’s not afraid to ask if it’s really necrophilia if both people involved are already dead. God, look what he just made me do!

A very original concept with great writing. Humans are not the most tolerant of beings for sure, and we all seem to forget that the Civil Rights Movement was a not that long ago, and b a counter to some pretty horrific — and sadly common — things.

Add onions and cook, stirring occasionally, until lightly browned and very soft, about 20 minutes. If you’re looking for a non-traditional zombie story to kick back and enjoy, this is the one.


Man becomes zombie, falls in love with other zombie, gets involved with a rogue zombie who eats human flesh, hilarity ensues. Refresh and try breaghers. Aug 20, Kemper rated it really liked it Shelves: Add beer, ketchup, vinegar, mustard, tomato paste, chipotle pepper and adobo sauce; bring to a boil.

Breathers: A Zombie’s Lament

But after meeting a zombie called Ray who introduces him to the lip-smacking pleasure of human flesh, everything begins to change Andy, and the other undead, is despised browme society.

To ask other readers questions about Breathersplease sign up. Oct 08, willaful marked it as dnf Shelves: You can help Wikipedia by expanding it. Remove the bone and any remaining pieces of fat from the Palin meat.

brownr This was my first Zombie book, so I’m not sure how the others are, but this took the Zombie’s side, and showed us their point of view. When you do wake up breatheds zombie, where everything about you is the same, except for the fact you’re kind of decaying everyone who really loved you right before your death, suddenly hates your guts Meanwhile, make the silky pan gravy from the drippings. I never thought I could feel sympathy for the living dead, but even as a Breather, I found Andy’s story touching and sometimes heartbreaking.

Me reading this book is a case of cover love. Preview — Breathers by S. But for those with a love of monsters as protagonist and make no mistake, the characters are monsters and who have a place in their heart for zombies, this one’s for you. Breathers Meet Andy Warner, a recently deceased everyman and newly minted zombie.

A man wakes up to discover his parents in the refrigerator.